The Pope
It seems like only yesterday that the new pope who was called John Paul died and the speculation was the next one would be named George Ringo.
Now, according to Beliefnet's Steven Waldman, the successor to John Paul II might be black, Hispanic, Jewish or even an American. It reminds me of an old New York magazine competition, in which readers were invited to compose greeting cards for use in very special occasions, like this one for a cardinal who just got the Nod: "Watched your smoke. Now you're Pope. Congrats!"
(Aren't you glad Bush doesn't get to appoint this one?)
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