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  • Tribalistas - Passe em Casa

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    Tribalistas: Tribalistas
    This is the most infectious, melodic, emotional music I've heard in years, by three giants of Brazilian pop music: Maria Montes, Arnaldo Antunes and Carlhinos Brown. The DVD of these sessions is even better. A total delight. Give one to all your friends.

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    Let us now praise Billy Bragg. "Mixing pop and politics, he asks me what the use is," the Bard of Barking once wrote about an interviewer. "I offered him apologies and my usual excuses." None necessary, Bill. All his early albums are handsomely repackaged and loaded with extra goodies. Start with this album, and this heartbreakingly beautiful song, then if you really want some fun, buy the box set, it comes with a DVD. Go see David at RebelRebel on Bleecker Street, and tell him I sent you.

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    My day goes like this: I make a pot of Darjeeling tea. I read two, maybe three newspapers. I start working on the computer and start listening to Bill Evans. I do both all day. If you love jazz, if you've never listened to jazz, you'll love Bill's records from the 1960s. This set captures his most famous trio at their most famous gig.

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    The Modfather is back, although he does look unhealthily like a Gallagher brother in the video... I liked the Jam, didn't care for the Style Council, loved Paul Weller's first two solo albums, been disappointed with some of his product since then --but the new one's a grower.

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    Teenage Fanclub: Man Made
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  • Jane and Michael Stern: Two for the Road

    Jane and Michael Stern: Two for the Road
    I still have my first edition, much stained and dog-eared, of the Sterns' 1975 classic Roadfood but now I'm happy to share my affection for my heroes with their growing audience of readers and fellow travelers at www.roadfood.com. This memoir with recipes is great fun and inspirational too, as in the classic chapter What Would Jesus Eat?

  • Joe Jackson: a cure for gravity

    Joe Jackson: a cure for gravity
    Joe Jackson is smart, a great writer, and insightful about his life leading up to success in music. Growing up in Portsmouth, going to musical college, playing for drunks, traveling in grotty vans; Jackson paid his dues and here's the proof.

  • : The Vesuvius Club

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    A naughty pleasure, a James Bond movie written by Oscar Wilde, a shocking example of loose morals in Edwardian England. Lucifer Box is a painter/secret agent whose service to the Crown takes him on wild, pulse-quickening adventures. More please!

  • Tony Hawks: Round Ireland with a Fridge

    Tony Hawks: Round Ireland with a Fridge
    It's about just what the title says. A very funny man made a very drunk bet and found himself having to hitch-hike around Ireland with a (small) refrigerator. Mayhem ensues. All Ireland rallies to his cause, well, not all Ireland...

  • : Barometer's Shadow

    Barometer's Shadow
    This great novel is, in part, about one of my favorite subjects, crabs. It's also about a search for identity in the 1970s, and it's written by my cousin, OK? Buy this book and find out something you didn't know about Alaska.

  • Norman Lindsay: The Magic Pudding

    Norman Lindsay: The Magic Pudding
    Noman Lindsay was a great Australian artist, writer and free thinker. His children's classic is virtually unknown in the U.S. Fun fact: The movie Sirens with Elle McPherson is about Lindsay, and for a fleeting second a toy Puddin' appears on screen. I'm surely the only man in America who went to see that movie to catch a glimpse of a stuffed toy.

  • Kinky Friedman: A Case of Lone Star

    Kinky Friedman: A Case of Lone Star
    In his first career, Kinky Friedman led a band called the Texas Jewboys and recorded classics like "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore." Much sex, drugs and rock and roll later, Kinky started writing comic detective novels starring himself and populated with real people and events. I'm stealing his formula for my novel, Murder in the Propaganda Factory, but my hat's off to the Kinkster. News Flash: Kinky's hat is finally in the ring --he's a candidate for Texas Governor. More at www.kinkyfriedman.com!!

  • Jasper Fforde: The Eyre Affair: A Novel

    Jasper Fforde: The Eyre Affair: A Novel
    In another 1985, in the London suburb of Croydon, lliterary detective Thursday Next is after arch-villain Archeron Hades, who's been kidnapping characters like Jane Eyre and threatening to undo great fiction. Are the (five so far) Thursday Next novels the funniest, most interesting and intelligent series of books now being written? With all apologies to Terry Pratchett (a close #2), I'd have to say yes.

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Monday, 12 March 2024

Hagel Finagle?

I like the possible conversation between Senator and Mrs. Hagel printed in Hotline.  Allow me to posit one of my own:

Sen. Hagel:  Remember I told you I was announcing for President tomorrow?  Mrs. Hagel:  How could I forget, you big lummox? Sen. Hagel:  Well, there's been a change in plans.

Mrs. Hagel: What?

Sen. Hagel:
(version A) Turns out we weren't quite ready, you see the lawyers found out about that tax shelter in Bimini and the cash in the freezer. Mrs. Hagel:  I told you that was a stupid idea, but no, you said after William Jefferson, no one would think of looking there again.

(version B)   Turns out we weren't quite ready, you see the lawyers found out about...honey sit down there's something I should have told you before.

Looks to me like the vetters found something vet-ty in-te-re-st-ing. Perhaps it wasn't sex and it wasn't money, but it was something. That is the only explanation why Hagel had his "Seinfeld" press conference, about nothing.

Or of course, he could be follwing the Mike Gravel rule of 2008 presidential politics--anyone can run for president.

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